Thursday, March 5, 2020
10 Things Guys Will Never Tell Girls
10 Things Guys Will Never Tell Girls Photo Via: http://partiko.com Thatâs right. That pink lipstick women love so much, or those shorts that go up to their waist and are only a few inches short of being mom jeans, are annoying and unattractive. I mean really, what guy wants to walk around with a lipstick stain on his face (unless it was put there by Emma Watson)? And ladies, you arenât Emma Watson. 2. Women Are Kind Of Disgusting. Photo Via: http://cdn.meme.am That hair. Itâs all over the place. It falls off in clumps on womenâs (and menâs) shirts, it turns into a nasty hairball in the washer/dryer and, most importantly, it clogs the drain that the guy in the relationship is then expected to unclog. Itâs disgusting. 3. Being Called Whipped Is Male Kryptonite. Photo Via: http://jokideo.com No guy wants to hear his friends tell him heâs whipped. Itâs the most demeaning, anti-masculine thing you can tell a man. So ladies, even if he is whipped, donât tell him that he is. He wonât hear the end of it from his friends and, to be honest, it affects him deep down in a way that no woman could understand. 4. They Love Girlsâ Night. Photo Via: http://i740.photobucket.com Women tell their boyfriend theyâre going to be gone all night and men are supposed to be upset? Uhm, no. The second the words âgirlsâ nightâ are uttered in the slightest, every guy is immediately planning his alone time. And, spoiler alert, itâs probably a night of Call of Duty. 5. Being Drunk Isnât Attractive. Photo Via: http://cdn.funnymemes.com Despite most girlsâ beliefs, being drunk is not the way to pick up a guy. While most girls go out to the bar to flirt, a guy finds itâs a major turn off if the girl is belligerent. No guy is so desperate that they want to hold their dateâs hair before bringing them home. So know your limits, ladies. 6. They Love What Women Hate. Photo Via: http://www.nextmovie.com If your boyfriend supports your feminist beliefs, odds are heâs lying to you. Most guys absolutely love demeaning female jokes, âguyâ movies and anything that Seth MacFarlane has ever produced, acted in or voiced over. So if you hate it, your male counterpart is probably obsessed with it. 7. They Are Overly Jealous. Photo Via: http://www.quickmeme.com If another male so much as glances at another manâs girlfriend, an oddly protective stance is sure to follow. Heâll either pull the girl in closer and shoot a look of ownership or prepare himself for a fight, because men are more jealous than they let on. So keep this in mind when you feel the urge to bring up your ex, because I promise no good will come from that discussion. They keep their exes from you, itâs best you do the same. 8. They Will Always Look At Other Women. Photo Via: http://entertainment.ie This isnât to say that all men are cheaters. All this means is men canât stop themselves from looking. The looks donât always mean something, and at the end of the day, itâs the girl theyre with that they will be thinking about at night. And Emma Watson. But thereâs no harm there. 9. Women Are Actually Ice Cubes. Photo Via: http://lolsheaven.com Women are absolutely freezing. Men arenât sure if women take the worldâs coldest showers or if they make a daily commute to Antarctica, but for some reason womenâs feet or hands touching any part of their boyfriends body is so shockingly cold, it hurts. Your boyfriend bought you that heated blanket for his benefit, I promise. 10. They Want Compliments Too. Photo Via: http://memeguy.com Itâs kind of expected that a man will throw his girlfriend a compliment before they go on a date. âYou look beautifulâ or âwowâ are the perfect go-toâs for this event. However, what women donât think to do is throw a compliment back. A manâs ego is a vast space that requires a boost here and there. So next time your boyfriend tells you how nice you look, be sure to let him know just how good he looks. This isnât a comprehensive list, nor is it one thatâs universally accepted, but most men will agree that these are some of their best-kept secrets. So take these to heart ladies, because this isnât an in youâre going to get often.
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